Random Thought: The Farmer Rap

This is what happened when the phrase “cereal killer” flitted through my brain at the bottom of my bowl of Life this morning.

Well I’m a farmer, yo
And I beat my hoe
All around onto the ground
Don’t you know
That it is part of a plot
To plant my lot
Just look right around
At all this green I’ve got
‘Cuz I never could pass
On takin’ any grass
My fool mule works hard for me
Just ‘cuz I feed that ass
The pigs here are cereal killers
And while I’m emptyin’ roto-tillers
They’re content to let me be
So long as I keep feedin’ em’ fillers
Chickens don’t last long here
They are right to fear
I’m ready to gun down any rat
That ever comes near
I make enough dough for all my needs
And I always plant my seeds
Weather or not, I’ve got a full flat
That I can dispatch with ease
I’ll slap a bitch not letting go
Or a kid that doesn’t seem to know
That I’m the boss ‘round here
The one in charge of this dog-and-pony show
But I know that I can’t get away
From my final fate that’ll come someday
Sittin’ in a field drinkin’ a beer
I’ll get ploughed under, and there I’ll stay